The Religions

  • Taoism: Shit happens
  • Hinduism: This shit happened before
  • Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens
  • Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening
  • Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
  • Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: Shit happens
  • Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
  • Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybey it doesn't
  • Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
  • Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
  • Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
  • Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
  • Blackism: Motherfuck all this shit

 

 

 

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