The Religions
- Taoism: Shit happens
- Hinduism: This shit happened before
- Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens
- Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening
- Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
- Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: Shit happens
- Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
- Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybey it doesn't
- Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
- Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
- Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
- Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to
you
- Blackism: Motherfuck all this shit
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