Definitions of the word Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English Language is the word "FUCK." It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful): as you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK."

The listing below shows the versatility of the word and gives some serving suggestions you might like to try when the vicar comes to tea.

It's fucked	It doesn't work; it has broken.
I'm fucked	I am tired; I am drunk; I have a hangover; I am not prepared to do this (I'm fucked if I'm going to do this); I am in trouble.
I'm fucked off	I am unhappy about the situation, the person, the music, etc..
Fuck off	Please go away; I don't believe you; That is incorrect; no.
Wanna fuck?	I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you.
Fuck All	Nothing. eg., I know fuck all.
Fuck me!	I am surprised; I am desirous of engaging in sexual union with you
Fuck you!	I do not like you; I do not like what you have just said or done.
Fuck this!	I am no longer prepared to put up with this situation. eg., Fuck this for a game of toy soldiers.
Fuck it!	Whoops, I seem to have made a mistake.
Holy Fuck!	See 'fuck me!'
Fuckpiece	My girlfriend, wife, mistress, boyfriend; penis, woman's bits.
Fucker	Bad person. Sometimes prefixed with 'mother-' (He is an evil mother-fucker); someone who engages in sexual intercourse frequently.

A very versatile word indeed. The list above might not be complete and we apologise for any ommissions.

Here are some moments in history in which the word Fuck was used.

• Michelangelo: "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling"
• George Custer: "Holy fuck -- fucking indians"
• Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
• Captain of the Titanic: "What fucking iceberg?"
• Oliver North: "You're all fucking liars!"
• Chubby Brown: "Who the fuck is Alice?"
• Eddie Murphy: "Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Who's next?"
• Ayrton Senna: "Oh fuck!"
• Einstein: "Any fucker can understand that"

Fuck you

Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

• Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
• Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."
• Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
• Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
• Aggression: "Fuck you!"
• Disgust: "Fuck me."
• Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
• Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business."
• Despair: "Fucked again."
• Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
• Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"
• Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
• Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!"
• Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"
• Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?"

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic who said: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to you prestige.

Today....say to someone:

"Fuck you"

What the fuck was that?

-- The Mayor of Hiroshima

Look at all these fucking Indians

-- General Custer

Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!

-- Captain of the Titanic

That's not a fucking real gun

-- John Lennon

The fucking throttle's stuck

-- Donald Campbell

Who's going to fucking know?

-- President Nixon

Heads are going to fucking roll

-- Henry VIII

Who let that fucking woman drive?

-- Space Shuttle Captain

Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out

-- King Harold

Scattered showers! my fucking ass

-- Noah

Where the fuck have you been?

-- Stanley to Livingstone

Can you smell fucking gas?

-- Captain of the Hindenburg

Fuck you Brutus!

-- Julius Caesar

It can be used when...

Apathetic:

-- Well who gives a fuck anyway?

Aggressive:

-- Fuck you!

Annoyed:

-- I got fucked at the used car lot.

Confused:

-- What the fuck?

in Denial:

-- I didn't fucking do it.

Directing:

-- Fuck off.

in Disbelief:

-- How the fuck did you do that?

Defiant:

-- The fuck you can!

Derisive:

-- He fucks everything up.

in Despair:

-- Fucked again.

in Difficulty:

-- I can't understand this fucking business.

Dismayed:

-- Oh, fuck it!

Displeased:

-- What the fuck is going on here?

Greeting:

-- How the fuck are you?

Ignorant:

-- Fucked if I know.

indicating Incompetence:

-- He's all fucked up!

in Panic:

-- Let's get the fuck out of here.

Perplexed:

-- I know fuck all about it.

Resigned:

-- Oh fuck it

Suspicious:

-- Who the fuck are you?

Surprised:

-- Holy Fuck!!!

When walking out of a dark building into sunlight

-- It's Bright as Fuck!

When entering a hot room

-- It's Hot as Fuck!

When in a parking lot

-- That guy parked superfucking close to you!